bongboops:

ladyjolder:

voidbat:

body: you are dying of The Heat

me: [removes blanket]

body: never have you been So Frozen

me: [sticks one leg out]

body: perfect

Demon to my now exposed leg:

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velveteencreep:

livin-like-larry413:

smadge1:

“Cleanse me, Mother”

“thank”

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wolfstar-stuff:

smallest-feeblest-boggart:

connooooorrrrr:

thefarfire:

david-tennants-little-fangirl:

neverthehurricane:

sherlockchins:

sunshien:

my mom asked why i don’t read as many books as i used to and i just said it was because i read a lot of unpublished stories from independent writers online and she thinks that’s very good of me to give undiscovered authors a chance

hahaha

i just read gay porn

#unpublished stories from independent writers online

#so that’s what we’re calling it now

Never stop reblogging this

i just finished reading one and i see this. tumblr knows.

unpublished stories from independent writers online 

Yeah totally stay up at 3am to support unpublished stories from independent writers

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birch-fence:

birch-fence:

minecraft is a game that appeals to core goblin interests

evidence:

• dirt house

• you can eat rotten flesh

• gold is useless but there’s implicit encouragement to get it anyway

• dirt house

• emeralds are also useless unless you’re trading, but they’re shiny and you’re gonna collect them anyway as well

• lots of shiny stuff in general

• hoard shiny stuff in boxes

• dirt house

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